What the fuck?

The U.N. is full of fucking retards. Case closed.

I understand it’s all about propaganda…but seriously, there can’t be anyone in the entire world that actually believes this fucking shit.

New strains of highly potent cannabis are as dangerous as heroin and cocaine, and the drug can no longer be dismissed as “soft and relatively harmless”, the United Nations has reported.

Ahh…I knew there was a reason I layed in bed with dialated pupils, tremors, chills, nausea, vomiting, diarreah, muscle cramps, and hallucinations the last time I ran out of pot! I just didn’t realize it was just as dangerous as heroin! I guess I’ll have to be really careful not to O.D., since apparently it is now possible, and I don’t want to be the first person in human history to die from smoking cannabis, cause then everyone would think I was lame.

Before you know it, the alleys full of crack whores will be filled with patchouli stinking, unwashed hippy pot whores. Tough decision as to which is worse, but we must learn to accept it..the U.N. said it’s just as dangerous.

I wish it was legal to kill stupid people.

Another painfuly stupid quote:

“Today the harmful characteristics of cannabis are no longer that different from those of other plant-based drugs such as cocaine and heroin,” he said.

To all the but the biggest fucking uneducated retards in the universe, it’s rather clear that cocaine and heroin are PLANT BASED drugs, whereas cannabis IS A PLANT. Nobody ever really had a problem with chewing coca leaves, nor did people have problems with sugar, until they were refined into their pure drug forms. Once refined, you get people addictively stuffing their faces with sweets, and sucking dick for crack.

I just read this over at Whitey’s blog.

Whitey is the man. I know precisely what he’s talking about (although I still enjoy the herb), and he puts it into such better words than I ever would.

Check out this video.

Yes…it’s a video of a large, heavily armed SWAT team, complete with helicopters….shutting down a rave in Utah.

Utah County sheriff’s Sergeant Darren Gilbert says they made about 60 arrests for weapons offenses, driving under the influence, underage drinking, drug possession and distribution, resisting arrest, assault on a police officer and disorderly conduct.

It’s such a tired argument I almost hesitate to make it, except that it’s still true. Where can you get 1500 people together and not find drugs, at least one person driving under the influence, and “weapons offenses”. As for, “assault on a police officer,” take a look at the video and tell me whom is assaulting whom.

It also bears mentioning that according to what I’ve heard, they had every permit that was required by the county, a $2 million isurance policy on the event, and it was held on private property. (Incidentally, the owner of the property was also forced to leave the property, and currently has a lawsuit underway.)

On a lighter note, I wonder if the junglists regret the decision to go with the paramilitary/camo look…it probably made it way easier for the SWAT team to sneak up unnoticed. I wonder how many rolled out kids turned like , “dude…that guy over there has some crazy dope gear…waitaminnute…is that a gun? what the fuck??” Right before being beaten to the ground and arrested…

Normally I hate these, and think it’s tacky to post them on a blog. But this one is actually rather cool, as it is an actual test instead of just some funny fad of the moment. I can’t believe I only scored 60 on beer though…that’s pretty shameful. But there weren’t many beer questions and they were kinda strange.

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You’re 148 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Ah…yes, that time again…probably need to roll one up and go on a walk in the park this afternoon…

Also, Happy Birthday Hitler! I bet you never thought one of your youth would get to be pope! What better present could you ask for?
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Update: Yes… I know he was forced to be in the Hitler Youth, as were all people that age in Germany at that time.