All you Redsux fans can shut your fucking mouths right about now, ok?

It’s early in the season. I would be worried if the Yankees were whooping your asses right now…we’ll make it count when it counts.

OK, fuckers?

Boston Red Sox : Official Info : Press Release

So, it’s nice that they are taking the one shitweasel’s season tickets away, but it’s pretty damn weak they are going to reimburse him for the money. It doesn’t really matter to me, because Boston sucks ass anyway, and these guys just helped show it to the world, but really, he was an asshole. Why give back his money? The cops should have dragged him out back and savagely shot him with a bean bag gun like they did to that girl they killed last season. (Can’t seem to find a link on that right now..)

Steinbrenner Lashes Out at Torre, Yankees

No doubt. I would be kicking some serious ass if I paid as much money as Stenbrenner does and ended up with a team that couldn’t bat it’s way out of a wet paper bag.

What the fuck is wrong with the Yankees? It’s not even strictly their batting. Players that have been good players for years are sucking, and they got swept by the Orioles this weekend? What the fuck is that?

Check this out…

A-Rod makes $25,705,118 this year. Has he been playing like someone who gets paid twenty five fucking million dollars a year to play baseball? No, no he has not.

I seriously think they should start fining MLB players for sucking. Especially for actual errors that go up on the board. I don’t make $25 million for my job, but there are certain things I can do that results in me getting fined, possibly even jailed. I don’t see why someone who gets paid that much to play a game shouldn’t face the same kind of thing. How about making it’s $10K for each on board error, and $5K each time Torre thinks it necessary or fitting?

Hi, my name is Derrick Jeter. I make more money than God, but God hates me and makes it impossible for me to hit better than a goddamn little league player when it really matters.

Oh yeah…and my shit don’t stink.

What a bastard.

Yeah…I agree.

Beat those bastards on the day of their ring ceremony!

In other news, it sucks that Amon Tobin now makes me think of smoking DMT with my ex. It seemed real fun at the time. Now it’s added to the list of musics I hope to someday reclaim. It just gave me a horrendous flashback to hear “Chronic Tronic” off “Out From Out Where”.