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Aging Spinsters

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You can have a fall and winter of your own
Staying warm inside your Victorian home
But when the city’s so hot the winos burst into flames,
When the Jesus freaks collapse with the weight of their claims

Marry young, Diana
I don’t want to see you old and alone
It’s no fun, Diana
I don’t want to see you rot in the home for aging spinsters.

You should find someone as loyal as a dog
Who will still love you when you look like a frog
Someone to rock your chair and bring you pink lemonade
Someone to peel you a grape 100 degrees in the shade

Marry young, Diana
I don’t want to see you old and alone
It’s no fun, Diana
I don’t want to see you rot in the home for aging spinsters.

This entry was posted on Saturday, February 24th, 2007 at 12:35 am and is filed under Lyrics, Music. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Aging Spinsters”

  1. Ami Says:
    February 25th, 2007 at 1:31 am

    I have so fallen in love with this man, and it is all your fault. :)

  2. kid_cid Says:
    February 26th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    People would save themselves a lot of time if they just realized that when I say something is awesome, it’s usually true with very few exceptions.

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