“I’m gonna tell you what. I’ve been around for 45 years on this planet of ours, and there is nothing more fun than rock and roll and alcohol.

That’s the most fun shit there is. Beyond sex even. So we’re doing what we want to do.

Aren’t you jealous we get to do what the fuck we want to do? You can boo me if you want. I’ll stick my dick in your mouth if you do.

What’s this? It means you need a beer, ok. Just show me his ID and he gets a beer. Alright…alright…What am I, the goddamn bartender? Now I’m a bartender. Alright man, we gotta move along, it’s a festival. Ain’t got time to fucking bullshit. Ok…no…no…bullshit. This is a song off Universal Truths and Cycles called Christian Animation Torch Carriers, yeah.”

-Robert Pollard, Goose Island Festival 2003

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