Cheney : “Quail! DUCK! Too late..”
AHH…hahaha….how funny is it that the VP of the gun nut party shot his hunting buddy in the face?
I’ll tell you how funny. REEEAAAL fucking funny. About as funny as anything I’ve ever heard. Of course, there is a certain amount of bullshit surrounding it, much like anything else Cheney does. After all, we all know that were you or I wandering around with the proper hunting tag, and shot someone in the face…we’d probably be put under a little more scrutiny than the good ole V.P…but it’s so funny, that it doesn’t really bother me much. It’s also somewhat understandable, as I don’t think anyone could be expected to know that you are required to have a tag to hunt lawyers in Texas. It’s not a bad idea though…
Or do you suppose that the prince of evil just got fed up with his minions getting to do all the shooting of innocents over seas, and decided to try it out for himself? Do you think he tortured him first? Hmm…
I wonder how long before the NRA pays off the guy and takes him on a speaking tour? It would be great, “Our second amendment rights are still top priority. I value my right to bear arms, more than I value this whole side of my face, and neck…and chest. God Bless America!”
I just love it. Seriously. All around the world, we are known as an aggressive country, using the force of our weapons to dominate whatever arena we feel like entering…and now our Vice President has shot someone while in office. It just makes you proud to be an American. Incidently, he is the second V.P. in U.S. history to fire a gun at someone while in office.
Anyone catch the daily show last night? “Jon, tonight the Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time-there-were-quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be a 78 year old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists-he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. Mr.Cheney believes that the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot through the entire region of Mr. Whittington’s face.”
February 14th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
It’s also somewhat understandable, as I don’t think anyone could be expected to know that you are required to have a tag to hunt lawyers in Texas. It’s not a bad idea though…
Classic… Only one thing could have made this story better. If he had shot Tom Delay’s lawer in the face.
February 14th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
“….After the shot, the V.P. was reportedly heard saying, ‘I can dance all day, I can dance all day’…”