“Right then I hung up the phone. Can somebody tell me whose brilliant idea it was to outsource the entire planet? It seems like today even family owned businesses have been outsourced to India or Sri Lanka. I could write a whole essay on why outsourcing sucks more cock than Pam and Tom in that video I found on Direct Connect. Outsourcing sucks because no one speaks proper english. America is going downwards in a spiral to hell. Things better change, or you better bring back McCarthyism because there’s gonna be a whole lotta people yelling ‘All Hail Communism’ and you bet your balls that North Korea is busting at the nut on that T3 right now. Come on people, what’s going on in our nation, can’t we fix this? Oh my god Microsoft loses 5 cents an hour if they don’t outsource to another country. Puhleez come on. Starbucks even outsources if you call them, it’s like ‘Hello, this is Starbucks, in Spain, how can we help you?’. Ezmereldas probably chilling with them in a hotel right now…going out to a club. Come on guys, let’s change this. Once and for all. No more outsourcing!”

OMFG. Funny shit here. Total nerd humor though. If you don’t like Pure Pwnage, you really won’t like this. It may also help to know that it’s a spoof on these guys.

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