My Apartment Is Awesome
I just decided to come over to my apartment for a my 2:00pm break from work.
Walking up to the front door, I noticed 2 rather (pardon my inherent racism) “gangster” looking black dudes sitting in a running car in the parking lot.
I walk through the exterior door into the foyer where I notice a typed out note stuck to the locked interior door.
What does the note say, you may ask?
“To Apartment 10-D : You have stolen 10 thousand dollars of drug money. Return it immediately or you will be killed.”
No, I’m not kidding. How awesome is that?
I must say, the author has better grammar than our building manager who never posts a memo on the apartment doors without at least one glaring mistake.
Update: So when I was done with break, I decided to go out the back door. A copy of the same sign is posted on the back door.


January 20th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
wow. that is some classy living. i never imagined that connecticut was so ghetto.
January 20th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
That’s kind of not cool Colin. Good luck.
January 20th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Well…when work was over, the notes were gone and I hadn’t heard any gunfire or seen any police.
I thought over all that it was kinda funny….but I would probably feel different if I lived in 10-D.