Update : Know-Nothing Bush Blocking Stem Cell Miracles by Matthew Rothschild
CNN.com - Stem cell bill may draw veto threat - May 19, 2005
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is only one way to solve this debate over stem cells. The solution is inspired by the Do Not Call telephone registry.
We create a “I Hate Stem Cells” registry, where the science hating right wingers can go and sign up. When they sign up, the share of their tax money which would have gone to any governmental stem cell programs is sent back into the general fund and not spent on stem cells. It would be up to the health care providers to ensure you don’t use any technique which may be derived from stem cell research when providing care of a list member. So a portion of the tax revenue which is removed from stem cell research for the list members, should naturally go into setting up and operating the registry, and providing a fast and reliable system for health care providers to verify a persons registry status.
Naturally, when new treatments or cures are discovered using stem cells, those on the list will not be allowed to reap the benefits. This really is best for all involved. They get to maintain their “Culture of Life” and the rest of us get to, well, maintain our lives.
I think it would be really great. After a generation or two, you would start to see the life expectancy of people not on the list edge ahead of those on the list, helping human evolution out of the lull it has fallen into. I mean, eventually one can see a future where only people on the list get heart disease or Alzheimer’s.
I just think that it’s the only fair way to resolve this. In this scenario, everyone gets what they want for themselves, only the right-wingers don’t get to slow things down and control the destinies of the rest of us.